This short story was inspired by a rumor I heard about an institution of higher learning founded by Jerry Falwell. According to it, the young unmarried men were supposed to remain sexually pure. That included not only their interaction with females and other males, but extended to the point of not relieving themselves in the time-honored manner that most boys engage in. Perhaps it’s not true, but thinking on the frustration resulting from such total abstinence turned it into the following fantasy.